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Lawyers and Emblems and Fangirls, Oh My!

theheirsofdurin:

notsomolly:

bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

A moose once bit my sister.

thelastofkrypton:

wolfnanaki:

adrianianam:

The Lego Movie is a better Batman movie than The Dark Knight Rises.

Well the Lego Movie had the better Batman.

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flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

guldo:

worldwarbutts:

kuzannagi:

TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN

ting

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moldyonion:

3.14re Emblem is my favorite video game series.

(Just in case you all forgot, I am indeed the nerd responsible for this.)

moriar-t-e-a:

#THIS ISTHE MOST ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF THE HOBBITTHAT I HAVE EVER SEEN

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hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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queenlua:

…omg this shit is real guys

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Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
—the greatest thing i have ever read (via jessicarabbrit)

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trekual-innuendos:

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

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ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

awesome

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