If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong
A moose once bit my sister.
The Lego Movie is a better Batman movie than The Dark Knight Rises.
Well the Lego Movie had the better Batman.
bringing this back because important
"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"
but what is spiderman so ashamed of
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
3.14re Emblem is my favorite video game series.
(Just in case you all forgot, I am indeed the nerd responsible for this.)
…omg this shit is real guys
Complimenting an artistic friend’s work